Suit Up And Score Chicks With Barney Stinson Playbook
Barney Stinson Playbook called “Suit up. Score chicks. Be awesome” is a book that contains a collection of scams Barney uses for picking up women.
Barney Stinson, from the hit show How I Met Your Mother, is one of the busiest characters on TV. At least in the bedroom.
Barney doesn’t need a home gym or muscles to win girls. Known for his ability to “scam, con, hustle, hoodwink, gambit, flim flam, stratagem, and bamboozle” women into the bedroom, it’s safe to say that Neil Patrick Harris’ character goes to any means necessary to sleep with the ladies.
Thanks to the recently released book, you too can learn how to “Suit up. Score Chicks. Be Awesome” just like Barney Stinson. The Playbook was first seen in the episode “The Playbook” but then it disappears for a while.
The next time we see The Playbook is season 8 episode 10 The Over-Correction where Robin breaks into Barney’s apartment to reveal to Patrice (Barney’s girlfriend at the time) what a player he once was.
While trapped in Barney’s apartment gang witness Barney burns The Playbook.
Suit up. Score chicks. Be awesome - The Playbook by Barney Stinson
The Playbook is a book authored by Barney Stinson that contains a collection of scams Barney uses for picking up women.
But Barney being Barney has a spare copy even more “Legendary” than before. The Playbook makes a return but not in its full form in season 8 episode 12 “The Final Page – Part Two.”
The Playbook returns in season 8 episode 18 Weekend at Barney’s after Ted has a rough break up with a crazy girl, Jeanette.
Barney breaks out The Playbook to help Ted score a girl. But near to the end of the episode, they watch as The Playbook is blown by Jeanette.
In season 9 episode 17 Sunrise we witness the return of The Playbook when has trained two young men to pass on his knowledge to the next generation.
Barney Stinson Playbook
Here Are Some Of Moves From Barney Stinson Playbook
1. The One Week To Live
Without going to specifics of whatever disease/illness you have, simply display symptoms (such as coughing or wheezing) to the woman of your sexual desire until she asks you what’s wrong.
Then you tell her “you’ve only got one week to live” before saying that your ultimate dream before dying is to “share the intimate company of a woman.”
2. The Author
If you have your eye on a co-ed hottie, and she’s in the library reading (or anywhere where reading a book is appropriate), go up to her and ask how she likes the book.
Memorize the author’s name (as long as it’s not a woman writer) and then hold out your hand and introduce yourself as the author.
3. The I’m Joining The Marines
This play apparently draws in patriotic chicks or anyone that doesn’t want to send a soldier off to war without a special night left in their mind.
To fulfill this play, Barney recommends you buy “your target a drink” and then after you are in mid-conversation with her, tell her you’re joining the Marines tomorrow.
4. The Fireman
Barney claims that all you have to do is tell her you’re a firefighter, and it will be no time before you “stop, drop, and roll with her.”
However, he does warn that if a fire does break out anywhere near your target, you’re going to have to step up to the plate.
5. The Anniversary of My Wife’s Death
When you see a hot girl, tell her that you are mourning the anniversary of your late wive’s death.
If she has to be a bride on the brain, she’ll think to herself “This guy was a catch … he was married” and give into your every desire, especially if you tell her that you can’t be alone that night.
6. The Brian’s Friend
Everyone knows someone named Brian according to Barney. All you need to do is see the girl you want and say to her “Hey, it’s great to see you again!
When she insists she’s never met you before, simply say “I’m Brian’s friend.”
7. The Missing Cat
This one will work on animal lovers, and what girl doesn’t love animals? Walk around your neighborhood or your local city streets and grab the next “Missing Cat” flier you see.
Go to the local animal shelter, buy a cat that looks similar to the “missing cat” and then call the owner and deliver it to her.
8. The Billionaire
It has two easy steps. 1: “Accumulate a billion dollars.” And then 2. “Sleep with women.”
Barney swears this will work with a 100% success rate, and it attracts “any woman throughout space and time.”
9. The Hot Dude
This may be the easiest play out of The Playbook. All you need to do is “be attractive” and then according to Barney, “have sex with chicks.”
Barney Stinson Playbook Final Words
Want to read more plays and learn all the ropes on scoring with women? Check out The Playbook: Suit Up. Score Chicks. Be Awesome.
The Playbook offers advice on the many creative and resourceful ways Barney’s developed to wine, dine, and score with “The Ladies.”
Book has seventy-five seduction techniques.
“You still reading…not banging chicks?”
The Playbook provides a plenitude of plays to profit the persistent player. Contained within these pages are every scam, con, hustle, hoodwink, gambit, flimflam, stratagem, and bamboozle. Included in this collection are more than seventy-five schemes.
- Amusing to read
- Excellent gift for fans of series
- Affordable price
- Unfortunately, you will not score chicks with those methods 🙂